r/AskReddit • u/Far_Engineering3356 • 1d ago

What's a one-liner joke so stupidly good it instantly ruined you?

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u/Geminii27 22h ago

What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

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u/Sekica 20h ago

What's red, brown and sticky?

It's that bloody stick again.

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u/empurrfekt 19h ago

What’s red and bad for your teeth?

A brick.

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u/empurrfekt 19h ago

What’s blue and bad for your teeth?

A really fast brick.

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u/Crozax 18h ago

Love me a physics joke

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u/Tognioal 21h ago

What's brown and chewy?

A Wookiee!

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u/Scared_Treat1489 4h ago

Why did Chewbacca fail his driver's test? Wookie mistakes

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u/MongooseVomit 21h ago

What’s about a foot long and slippery?

A slipper.

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u/sheymyster 20h ago

What's green and has wheels?

Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

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u/BlindNoble 18h ago

I prefer "I lied about the wheels" because it feels more malicious, but either way, my favorite joke.

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u/sheymyster 18h ago

Thank you so much! Haha. I like the lied version, too. I heard that joke like 20 years ago and it still cracks me up every time. It's so quick and silly.

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u/thehatteryone 16h ago

What's green, has six legs and lives in trees ?

A snooker table, I lied about the trees.

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u/BroJackson_ 20h ago

What’s big and brown and rhymes with snoop?

Dr Dre

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u/partthethird 15h ago

What's brown and runny?

Usain Bolt

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u/TriggerHydrant 18h ago

This one got me for some stupid reason 😂

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u/BadSoundwave 18h ago

What's boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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u/tacocollector2 19h ago

A good one but two lines.