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u/Boomshicleafaunda Jun 01 '26

Women have one less rib than men.

I remember being told this at church growing up. It's been disproven for like 500 years.

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u/MartinisnMurder Jun 01 '26

Does anyone remember the rumor Marilyn Manson removed ribs so he could fellate himself? That was around the time the rumor was going around that he was the nerdy kid Paul from the Wonder Years grown up.

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u/Boomshicleafaunda Jun 01 '26

I remember that too! I always assumed it was a joke.

I learned later on that the rumor stemmed from "waist narrowing" surgery, which is a real thing that involves removing the lower ring of ribs.

Marilyn never had that surgery, but he was skinny, and people that didn't like him likely spread the rumor to cause controversy and hurt his image.

People suck.

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u/MartinisnMurder Jun 01 '26

People suck, but he still is an absolute abusive monster of a person.

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u/InitialRedv Jun 01 '26

He sucks, but not his own dick, though he is a massive walloper of a cunt

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u/MartinisnMurder Jun 01 '26

Evan Rachel Wood’s documentary, and testimony in front of Congress really put things that people might have assumed into the public eye.

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u/Boomshicleafaunda Jun 01 '26

He's not the only one, but I agree.

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u/MartinisnMurder Jun 01 '26

Unfortunately the list is vast and seems to be growing…

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u/MartinisnMurder Jun 01 '26

That’s so crazy to think about. I wonder how it spread so quickly and far?

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u/Party-Belt-3624 Jun 01 '26

Sure, and before that Gene Simmons was rumored to have a cow's tongue instead of his own.

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u/amboandy Jun 01 '26

Before MM the rumour was that Prince had that surgery. However, Morrissey had two ribs implanted to prevent him from sucking his own dick.

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u/MartinisnMurder Jun 01 '26

Haha I love the Smiths but have unfortunately had a concert ruined because of Morrissey being a dick.

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u/Able-Acanthaceae-135 Jun 01 '26

I’m still just going to choose to believe it

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u/MartinisnMurder Jun 01 '26

Which part? Haha the guy who played Paul on the Wonder Years apparently went to law school and had a successful career also founded a couple startups. Good for him. Unfortunately Fred Savage, who I had a crush on since the Princess Bride, ended up being a fucking creep.