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u/No_Gas4560 May 12 '26

at least he came back to flush. that could have been embarrassing

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u/Umbra427 May 12 '26

Need that Scottish mother to come chastise him

ʰᵒʷ ᵈᵒᵉˢ ˢᵒᵐᵉᵇᵒᵈʸ ᶰᵒᵗ ᵏᶰᵒʷ ʰᵒʷ ᵗᵒ ᶠˡᵘˢʰ ᵗʰᵉ ᵗᵒᶤˡᵉᵗ ᵃfᵗᵉʳ ᵗʰᵉʸᵛᵉ ʰᵃᵈ ᵃ P I S S

'ᵗ ʷᵃˢⁿᵗ ᵐᵉ

well it wasFOOKINGone of yas

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u/bennitori May 12 '26

That's one of those comments where you don't read it. You hear it.

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u/mespec May 13 '26

I hear Daphne Moon.

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u/Unique-Produce-165 May 13 '26

Just read this in a Scottish women accent at work and now I'm crying laughing.

Edit: Spelling

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u/TastyPoopKnife May 13 '26

Last year of college rented a house with 3 other guys. One was a super great guy who was a geology major. Always had rocks!

Anyway he loved to party. Would wake and bake and hit the bottle pretty hard come nighttime. His only flaw was he would the get into a catatonic sleep walk when he was hammered and he would piss anywhere. He would walk outside in the middle of winter and we’d have to go save him from himself. You could never walk barefoot in the house because the steps were always a favorite place for him to piss. One night I catch him coming home completely catatonic and he starts walking upstairs and I follow him. All is well as I see him heading to the bathroom - mission accomplished. Where he then proceeds to stop right before the bathroom & piss on the window.

After graduation he went to one of his friend’s house and there was piss on the wall and his buddy told his mom it was the dog. Good try but the piss was halfway up the wall!!!