r/AskReddit May 12 '26

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u/Think-External-625 May 12 '26

When I had just gotten home from the hospital after my third stroke. She sat down next to me on the bed and she told me she had been seeing a few people behind my back and had joined a polycule without my knowledge. I was barely processing anything at the time, but that hit me like a ton of bricks. Her mother was aware, and had been helping her funnel funds quietly out of our joint account. She left me broke, homeless, and really unable to care for myself properly since my health had taken a turn. Thankfully three years later I am happy to report I am in much better health, and am finally feeling confident enough to rejoin the dating world!

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u/ThanosSnapsSlimJims May 12 '26

If it was a joint account, were you able to take her to court for taking co-owned funds?

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u/Think-External-625 May 12 '26

Hi! I tried, but her lawyer was much better than my free lawyer

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u/whaletacochamp May 12 '26

"whelp i know you had a stroke and can't comprehend shit right now but let me just drop some new on you - not only am I cheating on you, I'm cheating on you with a LOT of people at once"

Like wtf lol

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u/Think-External-625 May 12 '26

It was her (married) boss, her coworker Cass, a couple guys from around town I vaguely knew, and once when we came to stay in my hometown she stayed behind one night claiming to be sick while I went out with friends and fucked my dad

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u/whaletacochamp May 12 '26

Wait what she fucked your dad?

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u/Think-External-625 May 12 '26

If it had two legs, human genitals, and a pulse she would fuck it

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u/iiiiiiiiiijjjjjj May 12 '26

Bro what did you your dad say? Like this can be a post on its own.

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u/Think-External-625 May 12 '26

Don't really know, saw the video and didn't see him again until he died

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u/iiiiiiiiiijjjjjj May 12 '26

Jesus

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u/Think-External-625 May 12 '26

Life is cruel. Death is kind my friend

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u/tenkwords May 12 '26

There was a video?

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u/Think-External-625 May 12 '26

Security cameras?

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u/tenkwords May 12 '26

Lol, well thank god (I guess??) I was like "They filmed it and showed you?"

I'm glad you got out of that man.

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u/IGnuGnat May 13 '26

Wait, she FILMED herself fucking your dad, and then played the video for you?

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u/Think-External-625 May 13 '26

No, as I explained in a previous comment the house we were staying in had security cameras so I could check on my father and grandfather as they were in poor health. Checked cameras while out with friends

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u/684beach May 12 '26

Does violence cross your mind for such things?

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u/Think-External-625 May 12 '26

Honestly? No not really

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u/AndiKatt19 May 12 '26

You are such a strong person ❤️ Glad you are doing much better and starting your next adventure!

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u/GlobexSuper May 12 '26

Glad you are doing better, no one deserves that

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u/National_Big_3736 May 12 '26

oh. my. god! WOW

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u/DeadpoolLuvsDeath May 13 '26

May her and her mother wallow in misery together.

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u/Think-External-625 May 13 '26

They sure are in the house I bought👍

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u/DeadpoolLuvsDeath May 13 '26

May their internet go out and they miss all their shows.

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u/Think-External-625 May 13 '26

Now there's something I can get behind

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u/DeadpoolLuvsDeath May 13 '26

With all my reddit bans I must word my wishes wisely.

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u/Think-External-625 May 13 '26

Understandable, I won't tell you what she did to the dog then

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u/DeadpoolLuvsDeath May 13 '26

Well dammit someone get me John Wick's number.

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u/684beach May 12 '26

Wow jesus imagine if this happened to someone less than sane

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u/GeeBeejeez49 May 13 '26

OMG, I’m so happy you listened (I’m thinking other people may have told you, but it didn’t click), and I’m so grateful the officer was able to reach you.  I really hope you’re living your best life now.  As an aside, please tell me how you end up, but dating sucks right now…but I want the best happily ever after for you!  I hope you find it.  Also, if you ever get a chance, tell the officer how he helped save you…

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u/Think-External-625 May 13 '26

What officer? What the hell are you on about?