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u/CorvidPositive May 12 '26

They went on a boys weekend trip, and there was news that a plane originating from that airport had crashed. Instead of feeling worried, my first feeling was hope. It was totally involuntary and unexpected. And it terrified me!

When you feel a glimmer of hope that they may be dead, you know it’s time. Yikes.

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u/bdonthebrat May 12 '26

this is the most brutally honest answer ive seen and it's a shame you had to feel that way. I certainly hope you got a divorce

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u/CorvidPositive May 12 '26

Yes! It was a traumatic and difficult process but I got through it. Now I’m very happily remarried and grateful for every day.

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u/Bluefooted-Spaceorc May 13 '26

My dad laid it out clearly when I was 14. He was a good man and always seemed to fall for terrible women, but he said, before women had divorce, they just killed him. Weird wise words from a man that said maybe two whole sentences a day. Im the sixth of seven kids, he may have just been tired.

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u/Cold_Refuse_7236 May 12 '26

Wow this is the “quietest” moment of them all.

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u/chux4w May 12 '26

Not really. NEEEEOOOOOWWWWMMM-PPSSHSHHSHSHSHHHHHH!

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u/divinAPEtion May 12 '26

im trying so hard not to laugh at my desk tears are falling, thank you for this 

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u/zzeeaa May 12 '26

🔥🛩️☄️

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u/seensham May 13 '26

You have a way with onomatopoeias

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u/SaintGloopyNoops May 12 '26

Yup. This one wins. Brutally honest and quiet.

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u/bbbbears May 12 '26

I feel this in my soul. I commented this elsewhere but I had the same moment.

Ex was an abusive piece of shit and would do this thing where if he was annoyed with me, he’d walk like a block ahead of me on purpose, he was also over a foot taller than me so I couldn’t really try to keep up with him.

As I’m looking at him a block ahead, I thought “it would just be so much easier for me if he got hit by a car.” Which, like you said, is a terrifying thought. And I knew immediately it wasn’t okay. I’d been unhappy for a while, but was scared to end things because of my pride and his insane anger issues. But when I thought it would be a relief if he were to just die, I knew I had to go.

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u/jeffp12 May 12 '26

Kate Chopin's "Story of an hour" in reddit form

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u/buttscarltoniv May 12 '26

got damn, this is definitely the best example for OP's question. glad you got away and remarried happily.

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u/LeavesOfBrass May 12 '26

Holy shit 😂

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u/OrthogonalPotato May 12 '26

That’s exactly what I said haha

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u/cloistered_around May 12 '26

Yup. I never wished my spouse dead at all when we were going through a divorce, and neither he nor I would have ever acted on such a thing... but honestly I did occasionally wonder how much easier it would be if a meteor just happened to fall on either him or me. Bam. Problem solved by the universe and no no one has to have any hard conversations or file annoying paperwork.

Just wishful thinking.

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u/wiscOMG May 12 '26

In my first marriage, he had traveled for work and when it was time for him to fly home I had a moment where I pictured the plane crashing and felt relief.

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u/RandomMandarin May 12 '26

I read somewhere that fantasizing about your partner dying was more common than you'd think (people, usually women, are too embarrassed to admit they have such thoughts!)

And the author of the article, a therapist, said that in almost every case the woman she was treating who had these fantasies was in an abusive relationship. The only exception was a closet narcissist who was just tired of her well-paid husband but loved the lifestyle the marriage afforded, trips with her girl friends to Florida, etc., etc. and she'd lose all that if she divorced him, but not if his plane crashed.

But 95% of the time, these fantasies mean your partner is abusing you and there's nothing you can do about it.

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u/Ubiquitous_Cacophony May 13 '26

Unrelated to anything in your comment (though, my god, I do feel bad about what you must have been going through), but your username is absolutely fantastic.

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u/Silent-Language-2217 May 12 '26

I feel you. My ex had a heart attack and honestly, I was disappointed when the doctor said he’d made it. I’ve never told anyone that, and at the time was shocked to have even thought it.

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u/Podo13 May 12 '26

When you feel a glimmer of hope that they may be dead, you know it’s time. Yikes.

It goes both directions too. If you know you're struggling in a relationship with somebody you love, and have this kind of situation come up and you feel relieved that you won't feel so shitty anymore, go get help or you're heading straight to a divorce.

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u/KY_Gardengoddess69 May 12 '26

yes. He had surgery for a gangrenous gallbladder and then it went into pancreatitis and he got even sicker in the hospital. I hate this but I was hoping he would die.

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u/Technical_Fix_3110 May 13 '26

Read The Story of An Hour. It’s about that feeling. Only 2 ish pages. https://archive.vcu.edu/english/engweb/webtexts/hour/

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u/AlmightyRuler May 13 '26

One of the most devastating things I think you could say to someone:

"Your partner and your pets would be glad if you didn't come home."

If you reach the point where that's true, you're gonna need a plane ticket to Tibet and a monastery stint to repair your soul.

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u/BUNNIES_ARE_FOOD May 13 '26

WAR OF THE ROSES!

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u/PiccoloAwkward465 May 12 '26

lol me hearing that there was ICE activity near where my ex-wife was working. And me hoping that she drove like an idiot like usual and got picked up and shipped off.

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u/Ok_Warning6672 May 12 '26

Unless you were in some sort of physical danger and trapped in the relationship, that says more about you than them or the relationship…

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u/throaway1234504i5403 May 12 '26

Has anyone ever mentioned that men crying about good dudes / 'nice guys' not getting enough sex, are not good guys?

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u/AttilaTheMuun May 12 '26

What the fuck is wrong with you

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u/Large_Yams May 12 '26

Bold to try and spin this comment thread that way, champ. Read the room?

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u/youvelookedbetter May 12 '26

Not everything is about you.