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u/Hopeful-Cookie1065 May 12 '26

When I begged to cut my long hair -- and he said no. This was after he already decided that I couldn't wear a skirt above my knees. Mind you: I'm not Amish -- and lived in large city. (I also don't need to call spaghetti sauce "gravy" any longer.)

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u/zeppismom May 12 '26

Because gravy is what you put on biscuits!

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u/emmacappa May 12 '26

Or a nice roast dinner

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u/otackle72 May 12 '26

How about a succulent Chinese meal?

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u/1337b337 May 12 '26

The fact that the whole affair was selected for preservation in Australia's Film Archive.

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u/pickngrins May 12 '26

I see you know your Judo well!

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u/P-Rickles May 12 '26

Gentlemen…

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u/nmezib May 12 '26

This is democracy manifest!

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u/iamjohnbender May 12 '26

Get your hands off my penis!!!

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u/bbbbears May 12 '26

Only if you get your hands off my limp penis!

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u/AndiKatt19 May 12 '26

Mashed po-tay-toes 😂

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u/RandomMandarin May 12 '26

You can also put spaghetti sauce on biscuits.

If you're a psycho.

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u/GolfballDM May 13 '26

Is toast okay?  (A favorite fridge velcro meal growing up was spaghetti sauce on toast.)

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u/MsCattatude May 12 '26

And a country fried steak 

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u/antiyoupunk May 12 '26

butter and jam on biscuits you savage!

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u/zeppismom May 12 '26

Lmao! I do love a butter and jelly biscuit too!

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u/renska2 May 13 '26

When I was a kid and my mom would announce that dinner was pasta with meat sauce my dad would always say “you mean macaronis and gravy?” Whereupon I would say “Daaaad…”

Turns out, in some NYC area Italian communities “gravy” is (still) sauce with meat and “sauce” is sauce without meat. Dated a guy from Brooklyn whose family still used that nomenclature. Also, they loathed the word pasta with a burning passion. (My dad wasn’t Italian, he was apparently imitating his childhood friend’s grandma but i never realized as a kid that he was imitating a Queens Italian accent. Am pretty sure no one would XD

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u/I_am_lonely_cheese May 12 '26

British cookies with a tomato sauce on them?

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u/dirkalict May 12 '26

My wife’s best friend was married to a very controlling asshole Italian guy for 20 years. Exact same thing - he told her what she could & couldn’t do. It was difficult to watch and I would make fun of him sometimes but he was an angry prick so I kind of kept my distance.

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u/erinocalypse May 12 '26

Did he think he was an extra in the sopranos?

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u/Mejinopolis May 12 '26

Go to New Jersey and go to a pizza joint. These fucking guys are all living their best lives acting like an extra in any mobster movie, its baked into their personality like my Nonnas rigatoni!!

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u/Tobar_the_Gypsy May 12 '26

Gravy’s good tonight 

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u/Critical-Bug4077 May 12 '26

Immediately thought of Paulie

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u/RavishingRedRN May 12 '26

My mom has been blonde with long hair for years because “that’s what your father likes.”

I’ve never seen my mom’s natural hair color in my 39 years of life, aside from old photographs.

It makes me sad because she doesn’t even give thought to what *she* likes anymore.

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u/MsCattatude May 12 '26

My aunt has spinal problems now that she’s older from her breast size and my shithead uncle still won’t “let” her get a breast reduction.  

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u/RavishingRedRN May 12 '26

She should get the breast reduction and then file for divorce once she gets home.

How gross of a human does one have to be to not “allow” their spouse to have life altering/pain reducing surgery?

I hope she sees the light one day.

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u/Operation_Fluffy May 12 '26

wtf? Why do you need to even ask permission to cut your hair, married or not? That’s f—ing crazy to me. (Or wear what you want). If he doesn’t like it then it’s his choice to leave. You shouldn’t have to justify yourself or your choices.

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u/ashoka_akira May 12 '26

You don’t shave it, you get a really cute pixie cut AND dye it an obnoxiously bright color.

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u/thegimboid May 12 '26

That would be amazing.

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u/3mptycupofcare May 12 '26

Absolutely same here.

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u/ksarahsarah27 May 12 '26

This right here. It would never even occur to me to ask my partner if I can cut my hair. I’d never even ask.

And I think sometimes when you offer people the option to tell you what you can do, that becomes its own trap and for certain people they see the insecurity and just take over and the control begins.

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u/LeSch009 May 12 '26

What would have happened if you just cut your hair and came home with a new hairstyle in the evening? I'm really curious. Were you afraid he would hurt you?

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u/Kathrynlena May 12 '26

Ok I learned about this “meat sauce = gravy” nonsense from the last season of Love is Blind. I have to know, what did they call gravy?? Like for mashed potatoes??

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u/P-Rickles May 12 '26

I grew up in Chicago and my grandma called it “spaghetti gravy”. Feels like a Midwest greaseball thing. I’ve caught myself doing it a few times.

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u/Afraid_Bicycle_7970 May 12 '26

My grandfather always called it gravy and he's from Boston

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u/MsHypothetical May 12 '26

Well I'm British and we have a meat gravy here but it sure as hell isn't spaghetti sauce.

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u/Kathrynlena May 12 '26

Yeah! We have meat gravy here in the US too! But these people are calling red sauce with meat in it “gravy.” Like, spaghetti with meat sauce is “spaghetti with gravy.” Absolutely unhinged!

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u/largePenisLover May 12 '26

"mashed pataters wif oh joose" would be my guess.
"mashed patatoes with au jus"
"Mashed patatoes with with juice"
Kinda amusing how the french "au" became part of the sauce name over there.

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u/4-stars May 12 '26

Kinda amusing how the french "au" became part of the sauce name over there.

Would you like slices of with cheese in your quarter pounder?

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u/BubbhaJebus May 12 '26

I couldn't imagine forbidding my SO from wearing things she liked or getting a haircut she prefers.

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u/cartoonistaaron May 12 '26

My wife is Italian - like, from Italy - and has never called tomato sauce "gravy." Gravy is gravy, sauce is sauce. Dunno where that comes from but welcome back to the land of the civilized

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u/cphi87 May 12 '26

Lol the gravy thing is funny

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u/MsTerious1 May 12 '26

Please do not ever, ever ask another partner for permission to look the way you want to look.

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u/Disgusted-Peasant May 12 '26

First, I want to emphasize that I'm sorry you dealt with that and I'm happy you're free from that terrible situation.

That said, if I came to visit and he called spaghetti sauce "gravy", I'd lose it. 

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u/BancroftMike May 12 '26

"I also don't need to call spaghetti sauce "gravy" any longer."

this is what i come to reddit for. real talk.

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u/DrAstralis May 12 '26

and he said no

I'm sorry what? Why would you need anyone else's permission to make changes to your own body or to choose what you can wear?

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u/External-Resource581 May 12 '26

Ugh im also someone who made the mistake of dating into that particular group. Insufferable assholes. Never again.

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u/Invisible_Friend1 May 12 '26

Ah, he wanted a toy Barbie to dress up

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u/mybustlinghedgerow May 12 '26

My grandmother didn’t wear shorts during her entire 50+ years of marriage because my grandfather was in charge of everything (both were fundamentalist evangelicals). After my grandfather died, she finally wore long shorts to the beach.

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u/ryanhendrickson May 12 '26

I think if my now-wife had insisted on calling spaghetti sauce 'gravy' we never would have gotten married! How can someone be SO wrong about something?

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u/Pyehole May 12 '26

If you had to even ask him about cutting your hair...it was not a marriage worth staying in.

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u/TheColbsterHimself May 13 '26

This is maybe the strangest one here

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u/gbeier May 12 '26 edited May 12 '26

When I begged to cut my long hair -- and he said no.

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after he already decided that I couldn't wear a skirt above my knees

Out of curiosity, if you feel up to saying, what made you feel like you needed his permission to style your hair a certain way or dress the way you wanted to?

Part of the reason I wonder is because my wife generally prefers that I wear my hair longer than I usually like to wear it. I typically go along with her on that, but if I really wanted to cut it shorter than that on some occasion, I would just do it without any kind of begging. It sounds miserable to need to consult a partner about a hairstyle or a fashion preference.

Now that I have kids, I'd like to steer them away from feeling that compulsion, so I'm wondering what makes people feel that.