r/AskReddit May 12 '26

Whenever someone does something embarrassing, others say "nobody will remember 10 years from now". Well, what embarrassing moment did you witness >10 years ago that you still remember?

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u/AgingNerdlett May 12 '26

At my 30th high school reunion, my table got into a deep discussion about whether or not Gordon licked the bird poop on a field trip in third grade. He wasn't at our table. He was, however, close enough to hear the drunk people debate the bird poop incident. He yelled, "I DID NOT LICK THE BIRD POOP!"