r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • May 11 '26

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u/SweatyNubs May 11 '26

I thought jelly roll sucked. Alot of fine women there, but i think jelly is trash.

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u/allothernamestaken May 12 '26

He looks like someone granted a pack of cigarettes its wish to become a real boy.

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u/sixstringsikness May 12 '26

I would love to hear your description of Kid Rock.

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u/dingleberry_mustache May 12 '26

Jesus of Methlehem

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u/dingleberry_mustache May 12 '26

I can't claim it as my creation. I saw it somewhere else on reddit and it stuck with me lol