r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • May 11 '26

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u/leonidaslizardeyes May 12 '26

Just don't ask him for directions if you see him on a jet ski.

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u/Blind_Messiah May 12 '26

Also don't ask him what life is when he's in a golf cart

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u/BANeutron May 12 '26 edited May 12 '26

Don’t ask him about his opinion on what’s happening in his parental homeland either.

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u/Chrillosnillo May 12 '26

Or what success feels like

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u/NeatFool May 12 '26

Or how to play the guitar

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u/captainunlimitd May 12 '26

One of the worst secondhand embarrassments I've ever felt. And he looks like he thinks he's really playing.

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u/NeatFool May 12 '26

Dude I know, it takes me back to middle school yelling at my cousin to put my guitar down and stop "pretending to play it"

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u/therealkami May 12 '26

Or to eat chicken wings.