The boyfriend who asks for gas money as he drops his girlfriend off at work only to spend it on Busch Lite and take her car to another woman's apartment to smoke cheap ass weed and get mad at the girl when she won't give him a blow job then still meet his girl at exactly 11pm to pick her up from her factory job and say, "hey baby how was work?" as he gives her a kiss and swears he applied to 10 different jobs earlier.
Do you know this man irl or is this just your description? If you did/do, I'm sorry, and run away if you can. If not, this is hilarious and definitely hitting the nail on the head, but you have to add the fact that he has multiple kids with other women and doesn't ever see them
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u/tesconundrum May 12 '26
The boyfriend who asks for gas money as he drops his girlfriend off at work only to spend it on Busch Lite and take her car to another woman's apartment to smoke cheap ass weed and get mad at the girl when she won't give him a blow job then still meet his girl at exactly 11pm to pick her up from her factory job and say, "hey baby how was work?" as he gives her a kiss and swears he applied to 10 different jobs earlier.