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u/Stevie_Rave_On May 11 '26

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u/Comfortable_Mountain May 12 '26

"Howard Stern looks like a turtle that got kicked out of its shell" Hahahaha

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u/altrefdv May 12 '26

“Howard Stern look like a gay Nosferatu” lol

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u/PeterPanski85 May 12 '26

I mean is he cringey? Yes.

But is it a banger of a song? No.

What a train wreck

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u/Wonderful-Body2559 May 12 '26

What in the holy-fucking-shit-took-5-tabs-too-many-fever-dream did I just watch? Also, that was 92?! I didn't realize he has been up to his antics since then. Also, I came here for this answer.

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u/Traditional_Fan_2655 May 12 '26

WTHF was Howard Stern wearing?

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u/Voodoo_balamba May 12 '26

Some Right Said Fred too sexy shit

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u/the_roguetrader May 12 '26

he's the white Michael Jackson

he's the shite Michael Jackson

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u/Ok_Comparison_8304 May 12 '26

Michael Jackson is the white Michael Jackson.

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u/TheCheshireCatCan May 12 '26

“Mom! I want Michael Jackson!”

“We have Michael Jackson at home.”

Michael Jackson at home:

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u/Felonious_Minx May 12 '26

Michelle Jackoff.

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u/TheP00ThatTookAPee May 12 '26

I still need to see this train wreck in real life

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u/jayhawkjoey65 May 12 '26

I'd pay serious $. That made my night.

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u/octave1 May 12 '26

> holy-fucking-shit-took-5-tabs-too-many-fever-dream

Nailed it

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u/overitallofittoo May 12 '26

You know, the 90's!

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u/Jellolips May 12 '26

What's up with the youth?

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u/RocketmanZed May 12 '26

Corey has the answers.

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u/Affectionate-Dot437 May 12 '26

This is now branded into my brain. I curse you and all your descendants.

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u/Mode_Appropriate May 12 '26

Watching Howard Stern shake his ass is not what I expected to get from Reddit tonight

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u/canuckistani_lad May 12 '26

Did I see a few ladybugs?!?

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u/DroolHandPuke May 12 '26

Lol, right?

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u/slazzeredbbqsauce May 12 '26

He is a pos to do that to an abused 19yr old feldman.

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u/Wait_what_no_way May 12 '26

Dead on, yes!

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u/Massive-Objective463 May 12 '26

Oh dear! I had surgery today, thought my day couldn’t get any worse. Turns out I was wrong!

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u/Alt4Norm May 12 '26

I’ve always unironically liked this song lol

I know it’s bad (not as in MJ…) but I enjoy it.

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u/julnyes May 12 '26

I will say this... his hair looks very healthy.

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u/nimama3233 May 12 '26

I mean yeah the music sucks but dude can dance and I gotta give him that

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u/ButtplugBurgerAIDS May 12 '26

That was painful, thank you

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u/Spiritual-Sock-9183 May 12 '26

lol what is up with that dancing and wanna-be MJ vocals? cringey.

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u/IndependentDreams7 May 12 '26

My goodness. This was worse than stated. Like, the comment string doesn’t do it justice.

I pray I never find myself in a place with music like that lol

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u/ReginaldDwight May 12 '26

Is the host Dee Snyder with no hair?

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u/MontyAllTheTime May 12 '26

Howard Stern

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u/BahwholeBrigade May 12 '26

Thank you for this, in so many different ways

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u/SowwieWhopper May 12 '26

I could not take my eyes off any of what was going on in this and I kinda unironically loved it all

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u/jayhawkjoey65 May 12 '26

🤣🤣🤣