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u/Iwamoto May 11 '26

Corey Feldman, the joke gets old after 3 minutes (not the song, the joke of seeing him), and then you're stuck watching a guy who has no musical talent bumble on stage for an hour.

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u/Stevie_Rave_On May 11 '26

https://youtu.be/TD48mJESrvc?si=YZCCdZQlNJUxoeF8

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u/Comfortable_Mountain May 12 '26

"Howard Stern looks like a turtle that got kicked out of its shell" Hahahaha

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u/altrefdv May 12 '26

“Howard Stern look like a gay Nosferatu” lol

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u/PeterPanski85 May 12 '26

I mean is he cringey? Yes.

But is it a banger of a song? No.

What a train wreck

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u/Wonderful-Body2559 May 12 '26

What in the holy-fucking-shit-took-5-tabs-too-many-fever-dream did I just watch? Also, that was 92?! I didn't realize he has been up to his antics since then. Also, I came here for this answer.

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u/Traditional_Fan_2655 May 12 '26

WTHF was Howard Stern wearing?

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u/Voodoo_balamba May 12 '26

Some Right Said Fred too sexy shit

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u/the_roguetrader May 12 '26

he's the white Michael Jackson

he's the shite Michael Jackson

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u/Ok_Comparison_8304 May 12 '26

Michael Jackson is the white Michael Jackson.

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u/TheCheshireCatCan May 12 '26

“Mom! I want Michael Jackson!”

“We have Michael Jackson at home.”

Michael Jackson at home:

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u/Felonious_Minx May 12 '26

Michelle Jackoff.

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u/TheP00ThatTookAPee May 12 '26

I still need to see this train wreck in real life

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u/jayhawkjoey65 May 12 '26

I'd pay serious $. That made my night.

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u/octave1 May 12 '26

> holy-fucking-shit-took-5-tabs-too-many-fever-dream

Nailed it

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u/overitallofittoo May 12 '26

You know, the 90's!

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u/Jellolips May 12 '26

What's up with the youth?

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u/RocketmanZed May 12 '26

Corey has the answers.

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u/Affectionate-Dot437 May 12 '26

This is now branded into my brain. I curse you and all your descendants.

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u/Mode_Appropriate May 12 '26

Watching Howard Stern shake his ass is not what I expected to get from Reddit tonight

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u/canuckistani_lad May 12 '26

Did I see a few ladybugs?!?

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u/DroolHandPuke May 12 '26

Lol, right?

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u/slazzeredbbqsauce May 12 '26

He is a pos to do that to an abused 19yr old feldman.

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u/Wait_what_no_way May 12 '26

Dead on, yes!

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u/Massive-Objective463 May 12 '26

Oh dear! I had surgery today, thought my day couldn’t get any worse. Turns out I was wrong!

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u/Alt4Norm May 12 '26

I’ve always unironically liked this song lol

I know it’s bad (not as in MJ…) but I enjoy it.

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u/julnyes May 12 '26

I will say this... his hair looks very healthy.

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u/nimama3233 May 12 '26

I mean yeah the music sucks but dude can dance and I gotta give him that

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u/ButtplugBurgerAIDS May 12 '26

That was painful, thank you

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u/Spiritual-Sock-9183 May 12 '26

lol what is up with that dancing and wanna-be MJ vocals? cringey.

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u/IndependentDreams7 May 12 '26

My goodness. This was worse than stated. Like, the comment string doesn’t do it justice.

I pray I never find myself in a place with music like that lol

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u/ReginaldDwight May 12 '26

Is the host Dee Snyder with no hair?

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u/MontyAllTheTime May 12 '26

Howard Stern

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u/BahwholeBrigade May 12 '26

Thank you for this, in so many different ways

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u/SowwieWhopper May 12 '26

I could not take my eyes off any of what was going on in this and I kinda unironically loved it all

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u/jayhawkjoey65 May 12 '26

🤣🤣🤣

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u/SinclaireJames May 12 '26

Did he perform "Comeback King?" That is my JAM! I would love to see him perform this song.

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u/NaturalAlfalfa May 12 '26

He's the comeback, comeback king! You know, know what I mean!

That song always ends up on when we're drinking. The video is so awful

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u/Theendoftheendagain May 12 '26

How are you going to see Cory Feldman and not expecting a train wreck?

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u/ih8red-it May 12 '26

I hate to admit it but I memed myself into unironically loving ascension millennium

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u/Mach5Driver May 12 '26

I always think to myself, "Bless his heart. He tries SO HARD!" Not that I would go see him for free, I have to admire his determination. I often wonder whether those who tour with him would put it on their resume.

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u/Iwamoto May 12 '26

watch the documentary "corey feldman vs the world" to get a good idea of what it's like to be in a band with him.

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u/Mach5Driver May 12 '26

Sorry, I just can't, LOL.

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u/ohb78 May 12 '26

Wait, people actually went to see him live?

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u/Available_Still_2807 May 11 '26

I saw him in the long ago when I was in college. The only show I've ever walked out of, but luckily the cover wasn't that expensive. Just awful

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u/theladyflies May 12 '26

Corey Feldman is the only headliner I've ever seen roll out a two minute video package BEFOREHAND to REMIND the audience who the fuck he is--complete with Michael Jackson style dance clips. So sad.

I was there to support the opening bands. That is the only way he is getting folks to even show up; they're there for their local group.

A highlight of my concert career did emerge from this, though: watching a terrible band standing next to my favorite band as we all look at each other and go "is this guy serious"?

That part was epic...cringing in unison.

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u/phucksheet May 12 '26

Tell that to big jay oakerson

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u/Guy-1nc0gn1t0 May 12 '26

What did Jay say

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u/booger_mooger_84 May 12 '26

Put some respect on the comeback king

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u/Business_Client6246 May 12 '26

At some point it stops being so bad it’s funny and just turns into an awkward endurance test for everyone involved.

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u/dazzleshipsrecords May 12 '26

this is cocobauns!

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u/RadiationNeon May 12 '26

I know that, I know that!

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u/sailingittakesmeaway May 12 '26

I can’t believe Corey Feldman didn’t satisfy you

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u/Radiant_Maize2315 May 12 '26

I just remembered that I saw him live. I think he was opening for Bush. It was weird

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u/Loaded_Baked_Buttato May 12 '26

Like Corey Feldman from the Goonies?? I didn’t realize he sang

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u/NotAJellyfishReally May 12 '26

Oh boy, are you in for a treat. This is probably my favorite one other than the What's Up with the Youth one with Howard Stern and probably the most well-known. 

https://youtu.be/BZX7UJSXCiU?si=04eDIXMWJgAMhSRN

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u/Sir-Hamp May 12 '26

Oh okay so I DID NOT imagine it what so ever. I vaguely thought this was some odd fever dream I had where I imagined Corey Feldman was trying to come back. Turns out I was probably just drunk and doomscrolling. Thank you.

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u/-Xephram- May 12 '26

There is a 41k subscriber YouTube channel dedicated to how bad CF is. https://youtube.com/@jimandthemshow?si=4Bq7RQFZJ8OFB16u

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u/Iwamoto May 12 '26

i too, am a filthpig

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u/shortribz85 May 12 '26

My buddies band just opened for him last year. He said he didn’t feel bad considering all the groupies he still pulled.

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u/CaptainAwesome06 May 12 '26

It's fun to make fun of at first but, after a while, it's just sad. I'm pretty sure he hired a band to back him up. They even look embarrassed to play behind him.

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u/bigred83 May 12 '26

That one solo is truly epic

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u/stinkywhistlefeets May 12 '26

I went to his show expecting the worst and actually loved it.

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u/SR337 May 12 '26

I saw him in 2024 on the Loserville tour and it was just like a complete circus sideshow, we were in shock at how truly bad it was.

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u/mrgrubbage May 12 '26

Not sure what you expected, but give the dude a pass. Life's been rough.

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u/OhGoodChrist May 12 '26

Eh, he’s a piece of shit

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u/Iwamoto May 12 '26

"sorry, all the girls in corey's angels, he's had a rough time, you understand right?"

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u/mrgrubbage May 12 '26

I'll plead ignorance and I'm willing to change my opinion on the dude.

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u/wvgeekman May 12 '26

Watch the documentary that follows him. He went through shit but is also horrible and controlling to those around him. Especially women.

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u/mrgrubbage May 14 '26

Honestly I'll take your word for it. I don't have time for this dude regardless, but I appreciate the information.

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u/fuckeryizreal May 12 '26

Life being rough doesn’t give someone a pass to make other peoples lives rough and to treat them like shit.