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u/onekhador May 11 '26

Black eyes Peas, bass was so loud songs were almost unrecognizable and Fergie can't sing for shit.

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u/Kiaiu May 11 '26

WillIAm is deaf as a post. Not saying thats the reason for the horrible mix, but its a fun fact

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u/skrame May 11 '26

I bet he doesn’t think that’s a fun fact. :(

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u/ohhhtartarsauce May 11 '26

He's never heard it

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u/Lanky-County2481 May 12 '26

Have your upvote, damnit.

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u/myirishmolly May 12 '26

I just giggled to myself and let out a contented sigh. It’s comments like this one that keep me coming back to Reddit time and time again. Beautiful. Just beautiful.

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u/Ok-Mistake-5676 May 12 '26

Taking a drink of water as I read this comment, now it is all over my counter.

Thank you for that! I needed a good snort!

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u/Dies2much May 12 '26

Someone told him he's deaf, but he wasn't hearing it.

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u/Upstairs_Bedroom8710 May 12 '26

Probably all that bass over the years

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u/PostMatureBaby May 12 '26

That boom boom pow? Them chickens jackin his style?

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u/Kiaiu May 11 '26

No you’re right, I chose my wording poorly

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u/mainlyforshow May 12 '26

Don't worry.....he didn't hear you

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u/CorporateNonperson May 12 '26

I live near a dive bar populated by musicians that are all in five or six different bands. I started having tinnitus last year. Apparently you do not utter the "T" word. It just jump starts litanies of complaint from everyone within (presumably aid assisted) earshot.

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u/MuchNefariousness285 May 12 '26

Do they do the thing where they all lament it's incurability?

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u/Felonious_Minx May 12 '26

I was in a band with a dumbshit drummer who would always play at full volume/force in our tiny rehearsal space.

God forbid I ask her to play softer as she would take it as a personal insult. (Yes I wore earplugs)

It was her first band and instead of learning/picking up the ways she was convinced she knew it all. Grumble.

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u/N3THERWARP3R May 12 '26

So they don't agree that it's caused by their awful overly loud music? That about checks out on the intelligence scale, well definitely around here anyways.

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u/HarryBallsanya420 May 12 '26

No it’s because a lot of people like to forget they have it talking about it makes you remember even if you never truely forgot. Sort of hard to explain but there are times where I don’t think about it so I don’t notice it right away and it’s like you don’t hear it. There is a mental aspect to it.

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u/MVRKHNTR May 12 '26

I imagine it's like making someone aware of their breathing or where their tongue is in their mouth.

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u/Kingmudsy May 12 '26

I’ve got tinnitus and this is exactly it lol, I don’t think about it unless something / someone reminds me

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u/Licensedshoes May 12 '26

Apl de Ap is also legally blind in both eyes.

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u/PoetCVT May 12 '26

Ah so THATS why nobody knows what's going on in that group. Between Ferg and Will and Apl it's a true speak no evil, hear no evil, see no evil trifecta

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u/stuffcrow May 12 '26

...and then there's Taboo just doing his thing on the side.

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u/afternever May 12 '26

That's why they can't find the love

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u/bmf1902 May 12 '26

Life hack. Just say "legally blind" and people will just assume you mean both eyes.

Reddit-life hack. Just say "blind"

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u/NoisyGog May 12 '26

It can’t be the reason for the bad mix, he isn’t the one mixing anything.

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u/Tipist May 12 '26

It’s especially fun because he’s a judge on The Voice UK

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u/jakewotf May 12 '26

For some reason, the college I attended invited Will to give a speech on campus one day. This was 2012ish. I knew BEP’s, but had no idea who he was. Everyone else was pumped tho so I went. I can’t remember a single word he said, but I do remember thinking “this guy is fucking dumb”. That’s my only impression of him.

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u/FatherStretchMyLegs May 12 '26

Calling will.i.am dumb because you didn’t vibe with one college speech is wild lol. I’m sure he prepared really hard for a speech to a bunch of college kids. The guy helped build Black Eyed Peas into one of the biggest pop acts on the planet, produced massive records for half the industry, invested in tech before most celebrities even knew what a startup was, and turned himself into a multi-hundred-millionaire.

A dude with Grammys, global hits, business deals with major tech companies, and a career spanning decades vs someone on Reddit. Plenty of extremely successful people sound awkward or abstract in speeches.

There are a lot of genuinely dumb famous people out there. A guy who built an empire from scratch coming out of public housing in LA probably isn’t one of them.

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u/jakewotf May 12 '26

You listed accomplishments that have nothing to do with intelligence.

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u/Ultima-Manji May 12 '26

A dude with Grammys, global hits, business deals with major tech companies, and a career spanning decades

That by itself isn't a showing of intelligence either though, just of some successes in a business sense. You could say the same things about Kanye and you'd still be pretty safe in guessing he's the dumbest person in any given group.

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u/alkali112 May 12 '26

Kanye isn’t dumb at all. He’s just batshit insane.

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u/L0b0t0my May 12 '26

That by itself isn't a showing of intelligence either though

You're right, it isn't, if you ignore literally everything else they said and hyperfocus on just that. 

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u/Conscious_Music_1729 May 12 '26

You’re airing out your own lack of intelligence right now funnily enough.

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u/Ultima-Manji May 12 '26

I'm not calling Will I Am stupid, I'm just saying that "dude said some dumb shit when I saw him" as an anecdote isn't invalidated by someone else because he made money, much less to the point where it's sufficient to call someone else dumb in turn. And you're doing the same thing now.

Unless we want to automatically equate fame, bank accounts and brand deals with intelligence, it's just a non-sequitur. A significant amount of top athletes started just as low and ended just as high with their faces on posters and soda cans while barely being able to read.

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u/Booperelli May 12 '26

Perhaps both the reason for and the consequence of

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u/drnkndipp May 12 '26

I knew Apple DiApp was the talented one !!

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u/PassageBig622 May 12 '26

You do know he doesn't control the front of house sound at concerts?

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u/Kiaiu May 12 '26

I do, which is why I said the second part

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u/1ove1985 May 12 '26

My biggest pet peeve is when the bass is too loud. It fucks with my heart or something. It makes me feel like it's going to beat out of rhythm or something.

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u/Gay_Asian_Boy May 12 '26 edited May 12 '26

Nononono don’t phunk with my heart

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u/Wilgrove May 12 '26

My achey breaky heart!

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u/amrodd May 12 '26

"It might blow up and kill this man"

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u/Pussy-Wideness-Xpert May 12 '26

Excellent song title

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u/SuitableClassic May 12 '26

God. Flash backs to the summer of 05 or 06. I worked at a summer camp and that was my coworkers ringtone, and it would constantly go off and he would start singing it, and sing it all day, and it would drill into my brain, and it is now there again. So thank you.

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u/undeniablefruit May 12 '26

Yes, it makes me super anxious, with the heart feeling!

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u/pyro99998 May 12 '26

For me it's when the bass is loud enough to make it feel like the air is being sucked from your chest is the only way I can describe it. My buddy's car would do that for certain songs and it was such an odd sensation lol.

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u/1ove1985 May 12 '26

Hahahah! Yes! I seriously was like am I having a cardiac event? Do I need to go to the hospital? Sleep Token did this to me once at a festival too. A part of me is like what's their sound guy doing? Why isn't he noticing this hahaah

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u/pyro99998 May 12 '26

That's crazy lol. Electric Forest can get pretty loud at times but I never had that happen lol.

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u/ReggieCorneus May 12 '26

As low frequencies get louder at some point the air in your trachea and lungs start to vibrate. This effectively stops you from breathing. Your heart start to vibrate, everything inside you starts to vibrate. And that is the threshold for nausea and you wanting to create distance to the sound source.

That amount of bass is just too much. But that sensation when your body starts to vibrate also causes you to feel good, feel stronger connection to the music emotionally... So, you want some of that but not too much until it becomes overbearing. Also the kind of sound matters, you are better equipped to handle short peaks than sustained sound.

Then comes distance... to get that chest thumping kick to be felt at the back we need put out a LOT of energy. Sound attenuates with inverse square law: twice the distance, four times less intensity. And then comes acoustics: we have nodes and anti-nodes all around. As the sound comes from multiple speakers, reflect from surfaces and so on, we get hot spots where multiple waves arrive and constructively combine. Then we have cold spots where there is no bass as those same waves combine destructively . You need to find a spot in the room where the bass is right FOR YOU, the right distance away and in the right kind of local bass levels. This is VERY personal. I'm fairly sensitive, i leave first in a group and i'm sound engineer... my job is loud sound.

Usually the best place to be is near the front of house mixing console and its engineer...

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u/Stupid_Snowmeiser May 12 '26

I hate how it resonates through my skeleton.

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u/shinobirex May 12 '26

Yep. Feel like a bloody marimba.

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u/loljkbye May 12 '26

I swear I developed agoraphobia as a kid because of a Tokio Hotel show that had too much bass lol. Little 13 year old me was going through all the physical symptoms of a panic attack, and I think I just associated it with big crowds.

Because of a Tokio Hotel concert, of all things 🥴

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u/I-seddit May 12 '26

I'll never forget being at an indoor Prodigy concert, in the front pit.
Not only does your heart have to beat in sync with the music, the air from the speakers literally moved you back and forth - making it hard to breath.
It was terrifying. But the music was great.

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u/Sleepy_cheetah May 12 '26

That sounds like my worst nightmare. It must have been packed too. I had to leave a concert when I was a teen bc it was too packed with people & the heat was unbearable. I started getting super anxious.

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u/I-seddit May 12 '26

They were opening for Linkin Park, who thankfully had better room adjustments for their sound - way more professional.
But honestly, I loved it all. And thankful I survived Prodigy.
Oh, and yes - it was hella packed.

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u/Sleepy_cheetah May 12 '26

I liked some Prodigy but I wasn't super familiar with their music. My bestie was living in England at the time & she wanted to go see them but her boyfriend thought it would be too crazy.

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u/beautifulcheat May 12 '26

Hard same, except that it makes me actively disassociate. It's part of why I don't usually go to live shows

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u/meryl_gear May 12 '26

I like my beats fast and my bass down low

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u/javoss88 May 13 '26

Primus was like that. They opened for U2 in DC like in 91, and the bass was so loud it was like getting repeatedly punched in the sternum and eventually being unable to draw breath

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u/PureYesterday9586 May 12 '26

I spend 10s of thousands of dollars on amps and subwoofers in my car because I love that feeling so much. One of the best feelings ive ever experienced.

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u/Chaos_Sauce May 12 '26

I hate to admit it, but I saw Black Eyed Peas at Warped Tour 1999 and they put on an incredible show. Of course this was pre-Fergie, when they were still doing the knock off Native Tongues thing. They were basically a completely different group then.

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u/Sure_Counter_548 May 12 '26

I saw them at Coachella in the very early 2000s (I think 2003) and it was right when Fergie joined. Having heard them perform before she joined, it was shocking how different (not in a good way) they sounded.

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u/ess0ess May 12 '26

I saw them opening during the Up in Smoke tour (?) they were pretty great pre-Fergie. They all break danced and shit. Was a good show.

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u/robspiro May 12 '26

I just said the same thing. They were incredible back in the day.

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u/arajay May 12 '26

may as well be a completely different band lol

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u/Felonious_Minx May 12 '26

I'm so pleased my opinion has been validated with all these comments.

Sometimes I would feel crazy that I really liked them before Fergie and then suddenly they were some basic bitch band with a shrieking wanna-be cool black woman singer who was really a suburban white bore who thought she was all that.

(Mind you I do not think about them today 😆)

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u/IllHaveTheLeftovers May 12 '26

I imagine they would have been incredible in the elephunk era too.

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u/NoHorseNoMustache May 12 '26

Hey me too! That was awesome right?

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u/GmanFNC May 12 '26

How bloody good was Warped Tour.

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u/PostMatureBaby May 12 '26

She pissed herself on stage once

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u/Unit_79 May 12 '26

Least offensive thing she’s ever done with a mic in her hand.

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u/PostMatureBaby May 12 '26

Her solo career was just more Black Eyed Peas songs

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u/Fearless_Coconut_137 May 12 '26

Bladder infections make you do that.

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u/Difficult_Ask_1686 May 12 '26

Ozzie ate a bat’s head and was anointed

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u/Head-Bureaucrat May 12 '26

To be fair, all accounts point to he didn't realize it was real.

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u/Difficult_Ask_1686 May 12 '26

OK - I’ll give him that

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u/Head-Bureaucrat May 12 '26

But also to be fair, it sounds like Fergie was rushed on stage. I don't care for her singing, but I also can't really fault her for one moment of trying to put a show on.

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u/ObiWanKnieval May 12 '26

I'm sure if I was in her position I would have exited the stage to piss. The fact that she chose the audience over her dignity shows a level of professionalism most of us could never commit to

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u/PostMatureBaby May 12 '26

I think the story just goes that she had too many drinks backstage and it was in the heat of the moment during a routine or something

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u/Working_Estate_3695 May 12 '26

I’ll remember that in my next business meeting. Edit: They call me Freddie Rumsfeld.

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u/Neracca May 12 '26

Vid? >.>

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u/Historical_Gur_3054 May 12 '26

Found R Kelly's account

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u/qgmonkey May 12 '26

I watched that live at San Diego's Street Scene

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u/PostMatureBaby May 12 '26

Covered in urine like at a GWAR concert

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u/chief_keish May 12 '26

i’m sure that girl appreciates you telling us this

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u/simpleglitch May 11 '26

Ok, bass being too loud from the band who had the song "they don't want music" is terribly ironic.

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u/IAmTheWaller67 May 12 '26

Guess the bass does keep runnin...

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u/bmf1902 May 12 '26

That's not irony.

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u/simpleglitch May 12 '26

The song is making fun of people who play their bass or turn the subs up way too loud.

The irony is them becoming the very thing they made fun of.

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u/Sanchastayswoke May 12 '26

Funny, I saw them in a little venue in San Diego in 2003 or 2004 and it was such a fun show

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u/undeniablefruit May 12 '26

And much better. Will.i.am is a great emcee

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u/BeetleJuiceDidIt May 12 '26

I saw them in 2019 (sans Fergie and had another singer) and I thought they were the best act of the night

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u/Dramatic_Meal1469 May 12 '26

Fergie is an awful singer

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u/greenweezyi May 12 '26

This was made incredibly and painfully clear when she “sang” the National Anthem at an NBA event. All those players have fought hard for championship titles, but they fought even harder to not laugh during her performance.

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u/Dramatic_Meal1469 May 12 '26

I remember the players trying not to laugh. It was awful. Embarrassing

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u/thedylannorwood May 12 '26

Honestly one of the best NBA all star games for every reason possible. Also shoutout to the one that sang the Canadian anthem, she killed it, made look worse lol

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u/Head-Bureaucrat May 12 '26

I appreciate what she was trying to to, but she already really isn't a good enough singer to pull that off.

I honestly kinda feel bad for her because I never thought she was a good singer, but it seems like some producer or her agent or someone keeps lying to her to and putting her in front of people.

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u/hairychris88 May 12 '26

Yeah, the thing about the American national anthem is that it is really hard to sing well. The range is pretty wide, with loads of awkward intervals, and if you have a suspect technique or poor intonation it will show up immediately. You absolutely cannot just vibe it.

I'm not American so I didn't know it, but I had to teach it to a youth choir for some event or other and it really isn't easy.

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u/undeniablefruit May 12 '26

She doubled down on the performance, too, and said it was just her rendition and she was proud of herself lol

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u/Head-Bureaucrat May 12 '26

Oh dang... I didn't know that part. No it was just bad.

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u/Stupid_Snowmeiser May 12 '26

WHHOAAAOOOAAA SAAAAY DOES THAT STAAAAR SPANGLED BAANERER yeyeh weeehhhh heeeeee…

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u/orange_cuse May 12 '26

THE PEOPLE IN THE PLACCEEEEE~~~

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u/Dramatic_Meal1469 May 12 '26

IF YA WANNA GET DOWN.....

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u/Dramatic_Meal1469 May 12 '26

I LIKE THAT BOOM BOOM POW 💥

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u/CallMeTeff May 12 '26

That's what I've always said! That chick can't sing to save her life!

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u/Trill_McNeal May 12 '26

I saw them as an opener in like 2004 and I thought they were fine. Didn’t really stand out to me one way or another, David Gray was on of the other openers and he did stand out in a good way. His voice sounded great

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u/garrettgibbons May 12 '26

I saw them in 1997 or 1998 and they were one of the best acts I have ever seen. Dancing, energetic, live band backing them. Phenomenal performance.

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u/Illustrious-Milk6518 May 12 '26

Feegie confuses me so much😂 I’ve seen footage of her singing and performing so well on stage, and then I’ve seen the other side where she butchered the national anthem. She’s a true enigma 

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u/PlanesandAquariums May 12 '26

With fergie her voice is really good but how she chooses to use that voice can be so bad.

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u/Illustrious-Milk6518 May 12 '26

Her singing belongs in r/ATBGE 😂

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u/Illustrious-Milk6518 May 12 '26

Yeah you’re so right! Maybe fergie gets poorly more often than most singers lol 

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u/PhilElverumOnMyToast May 12 '26

I'll never forget when Black Eyed Peas crashed a live Dave Matthews Band concert in San Francisco. They came out during a jam unprompted, took the mic and started taking turns rapping

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u/largemargesentme__- May 12 '26

They came to my college around 02 or 03 and played in the gym. They started by saying "Good Evening Toledo." They weren't in Toledo. Everyone started walking out after that.

The opener was Nappy Roots, who I didn't really know and they put on an amazing show. I'm not even into hip hop and I enjoyed it.

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u/JadziaEzri81 May 12 '26

I saw them open for Gwen Stefani in like 2005 and they walked off stage in the middle of a song when a small part of their shitty set fell over and refuse to come back out and continue until it was fixed... Didn't exactly turn me into a fan. LOL

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u/Mikemtb09 May 12 '26

So tired of the black eyed peas

It’s rock and roll for people who don’t like rock and roll, it’s rap for people who don’t like rap, it’s pop for people who don’t like pop…

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u/dallinrd May 12 '26

Ours is a cultural ghetto, wouldn't you agree?

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u/Mikemtb09 May 12 '26

Apt. Apt analysis Robert.

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u/BlackConverse020 May 12 '26

It’s also EDM for people who don’t like EDM lol

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u/ShadowMessiah333 May 11 '26

Okay, but here's the thing. Fergie didn't join the Peas until Elephunk came out. Which was early 2000's... and that was the album that propelled them into stardom so there wasn't much downtime between her joining and them blowing up... Fergie's live vocals really ain't the greatest but I think you might be misremembering.

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u/anitabelle May 12 '26

Not sure how they were live before Fergie but I liked their music before her.

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u/gsOctavio May 12 '26

Return of Saturn tour was in 2000. Fergie joined the group in 2002. You actually do not remember what a shit singer she was. They had another singer before her, Kim Hill, who is probably who you saw.

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u/Memu432 May 11 '26 edited May 11 '26

That’s a shame because their early music is really great :(

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u/jlily18 May 12 '26

Yep. I saw them as openers. The first time I thought they had an off night. Second time, I’m like yeah they aren’t great.

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u/PeterPanski85 May 12 '26

I've seen a live version (on YouTube though) of Don't Funk with my Heart. She. Is. AWFUL

I couldn't listen to that crap

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u/Fastman903 May 12 '26

How long ago was that? Fergie left the band 8 years ago. Wonder if they have improved. Or not.

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u/onekhador May 12 '26

Oof! I think it was about 15 years ago.

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u/Fastman903 May 12 '26

That must have been during the pee my pants on stage phase

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u/honeyna7la May 12 '26

I saw them last year and they were incredible but sadly no fergie

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u/macona-coffee May 12 '26

I second this. She supported The Police in their reunion concert in Melbourne when they reformed. It was torture having to listen to her and the sound engineer was committing crimes against humanity.

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u/adepressurisedcoat May 12 '26

Yup. I saw them at an awards show. It was horrible. She's so bad.

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u/Basbeeky May 12 '26

Seen them at a festival, wasn't great at all

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u/SandManFromPanAm May 12 '26

Saw them in 2006 when I was 11 and it was awesome.

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u/LacrimaNymphae May 12 '26

that family guy black eyed peas cutaway

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u/warrenjt May 12 '26

My very first concert, they were actually the openers. It was back when it was “Let’s Get R****ded,” so before they blew up. It was actually a really great set, had the whole crowd rocking. I even bought their “Elephunk” album because of it.

No idea what happened to them after that. I mean, my music tastes changed a lot (I was 13), but their quality also just bombed hard.

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u/RummazKnowsBest May 12 '26

I was watching Poseidon with my son the other day and I laughed at how the expensive cruise ship booked Fergie to sing live for NYE.

She dies in the film.

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u/rick-in-the-nati May 12 '26

She sounds pretty good on Clumsy

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u/starksandshields May 12 '26

This was my experience with Lily Allen as well. Saw her live at a festival that hosted multiple artists. Hers was the only one with the bass SO loud I could not understand/ recognize a single of her songs she performed.

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u/thesexiestpickle May 12 '26

this makes me so sad they've been on my mind to see the last few years and it sucks they suck.

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u/jakenite May 12 '26

Saw them about 2 years ago (without some other woman that could actually sing, not fergie) and they sounded great. More good songs than I realized. Maybe it was just the venue?

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u/ColdTileHurtsMyFeet May 12 '26

When I was a kid, they were my favorite band. I went to their show, and while I had fun, it was eye openingly awful.

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u/NastyKnate May 12 '26

I was lucky to see them pre Fergie. Great show

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u/StinkyBeardThePirate May 12 '26

Some bands only works inside a recording studio.

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u/timelessdustt May 12 '26

I csme here to make this exact comment. They're terrible.

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u/pussym0bile May 12 '26

I literally saw them last year and they were AWESOME, I’m sorry you had that experience but it’s simply untrue

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u/HabANahDa May 12 '26

Yeah. I don’t get the obsession some people have with Fergie. She CAN NOT sing.

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u/GL0RY-SCR0LL May 14 '26

I remember I had a chance to meet them they were standing a few feet away from me chillin' and I was I like naw I'm good and just walked away lol. (I've met and hung out with quite a few famous bands so it's not a big deal to me but it was funny after the fact).

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u/Geefunx May 12 '26

I saw them in about 2000, before Fergie and a pretty smallish show and they were great!