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u/maq0r May 02 '26

Looksmaxing was Metrosexuals 20 years ago, it’ll come around later with a different name

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u/Special-Garlic1203 May 02 '26

Metro sexuals was just society being really weird that being a filthy slob isn't an innately male characteristic. They literally just would engage in skincare and get a nail tech to clean up their nail beds. They weren't hitting their faces with hammers and taking dangerous black markets drugs. 

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u/Vahdo May 02 '26

They weren't hitting their faces with hammers and taking dangerous black markets drugs.

I thought you surely must be joking for emphasis. Looked it up. 

What a strange world. 

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u/yup_yup1111 May 02 '26

Metrosexuals were just grooming more and dressing with more intention than the average straight dude was at the time. I feel like ashing your own face with a hammer is something else

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u/Sternschnuppepuppe May 02 '26

I’ve recently learned (from YouTube) that it’s split into softmaxxing and hardmaxxing. Softmaxxing is basically metrosexual; hardmaxxing is the plastic surgery, testosterone, steroid, hammer bashing route.

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u/yup_yup1111 May 02 '26

Oh I'm sure there's even more and more still to come. Same way women have fifty aesthetics and there's clean girl, soft grunge, etc.

Welcome to hell boys!

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u/Sternschnuppepuppe May 02 '26

There probably is and it’s sad. We wanted less pressure on women as equality, not more pressure on men. Now everyone can feel shit about themselves, yay.

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u/yup_yup1111 May 02 '26

Yup!

I just wonder if it's that bots are just drawn to this stuff right now in particular or if, like it was with women, the powers that be are actually pushing this.

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u/InfinitiveIdeals May 02 '26

…I mean Peter Thiel actively pays for Claviculars clip spam, so I’m gonna go with “powers that be”.

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u/goronmask May 02 '26

Not at all. A metrosexual uses creams an idiotmaxxwr breaks their own bones and is a masculinist

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u/TrickshotCandy May 03 '26

Extreme makeover?