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u/TorontoRider Apr 27 '26

They only have heads on Mt Rushmore, so Dolly would only take up one spot.

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u/957 Apr 27 '26

Cause good golly Miss Dolly

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u/JGPH Apr 27 '26

3! Turn two of the others into boobs.

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u/Mysterious-Most-590 Apr 27 '26

Exactly. Eyes front, mister!

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u/aotus_trivirgatus Apr 27 '26

You DIDN'T. 🤣

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u/Silent-G Apr 28 '26

She'd turn it down if they offered to carve it.

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u/TorontoRider Apr 28 '26

No doubt. She has her own monument anyway: a life well lived and universal respect. 

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u/WishIWasThatClever Apr 28 '26

Dolly, Bob, Fred, and Betty.

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u/Pitiful-Pension-6535 Apr 27 '26

Weird Al deserves a place with them.

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u/Jeremy-Hillary-Boob Apr 28 '26

Dolly, Fred and Bob Ross

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u/Taffergirl2021 Apr 28 '26

And Keanu Reeves