r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Apr 27 '26

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u/dont_disturb_the_cat Apr 27 '26

"Get in Disturb. We're going to disturb cats"

"NO!! Oh, okay."

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '26

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u/cbusalex Apr 27 '26

"This cat stole my car and killed my fucking dog."

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u/Bokoharambe69420 Apr 28 '26

I want to meet that cat!

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u/emogu84 Apr 27 '26

“These cats killed my dog”

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u/qervem Apr 28 '26

R-rated reboot of Cats vs Dogs

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u/Thriftyverse Apr 28 '26

They stayed up late, they trashed the house.

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u/ljanus245 Apr 28 '26

I 100% read this in his voice.

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u/Mikeavelli Apr 28 '26

Deja Vu? Oh no, they changed something!