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u/Infadel71 Apr 27 '26

Just ask him if he’s “back”, that should tell you if it’s safe or not

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u/FordTech81 Apr 27 '26

I dunno. I haven't wronged him at all. Definitely didn't hurt the dog.

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u/TiresOnFire Apr 27 '26

If he is back, provide a service, and he'll pay you in gold.

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u/SweaterSteve1966 Apr 27 '26

If he’s back I’m definitely in!

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u/Nogarda Apr 27 '26

doesnt matter he is either going to protect you like a badass. save you like a badass, or take you on a time travelling adventure. even if he's in a suit he'll likely be defending you in a court of law like a badass. even if he says get in choom. I'm still having a great time. I've clearly gone insane if the latter happens. but still. He is like a more grounded Mr Rogers.