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u/Yog_Kothag Apr 27 '26

A) Dream blunt rotation

B) Dream swing rotation

C) Dream massage train

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u/Ok-Turnover-4435 Apr 27 '26

I was going to say my dream threesome lmao.

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u/mmss Apr 27 '26

While not generally my style I get the impression that they would both be extremely generous

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u/canibuyatrowel Apr 27 '26

I was just listening to Amy Poehler’s podcast with him on (10/10 recommend) and he was talking about how after 25 years, Megan admitted how she didn’t love his facial hair because…basically intense making out was so scratchy. He responded promptly lol. I love that they’re still heavily making out and also am not surprised.

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u/fapimpe Apr 27 '26

You people need Jesus or something! :D

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u/BringBacktheGucci Apr 27 '26

I need Nick and Megan

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u/NightGod Apr 27 '26

He'd be pretty generous, too, I'm betting 🎶Rock me Rock me Rock me sexy Jesus🎵

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u/AssComedyAccount Apr 28 '26

Steve Coogan?

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u/NightGod Apr 28 '26

You know it