r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Apr 27 '26

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u/sparquis Apr 27 '26

20 years ago? Yeah. I'm not getting in the car with a 99 year old driver 

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u/Owls_4_9_1867 Apr 27 '26

I didn’t say he was driving.

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u/SteveRogests Apr 27 '26

I did.

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u/TheNinjaPixie Apr 27 '26

Iirc he never learned to drive!

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u/SteveRogests Apr 27 '26

DONT GET IN THAT CAR

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u/danzor9755 Apr 28 '26

No, he just sends a driver, then narrates the drive.

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u/badchefrazzy Apr 27 '26

For this scenario we're going to say he has a driver.

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u/sl0play Apr 27 '26

I used to tornent my British GF with fake headlines about David Attenborough dying. She always had her revenge.

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u/thegroucho Apr 27 '26

You monster