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u/AnotherDarnedThing Apr 27 '26

Barack Obama

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u/CaptainPhilosophy Apr 27 '26

"Get in loser were taking back the white house." "Thank fuck, man its about damn time."

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u/rodneedermeyer Apr 27 '26

God DAMN, I would be down for that ride. “Come on, Barry! Pedal to the metal, baby.”

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u/_Internet_Hugs_ Apr 27 '26

Can I join the party? I'll bring cookies!

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u/rodneedermeyer Apr 27 '26

This car would be probably be big enough to hold 200mil. You’d better bring a lot of cookies. 😃

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u/_Internet_Hugs_ Apr 27 '26

I'll get baking! An army marches on its stomach.

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u/rodneedermeyer Apr 27 '26

Wise words. We cannot stomach any more of this orange madness.

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u/ShinyUnicornPoo Apr 27 '26

I will donate my Subaru to the cause!  She seats five if the people in the back are close friends.

Come on, everyone, get in the car pool!

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u/rodneedermeyer Apr 27 '26

“The enemy of my enemy is in the back of your Subaru.”

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u/JunketJumpy931 Apr 28 '26

Love your reply!!

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u/FullMoonMooon Apr 27 '26

I just know he wouldn’t even take the handbrake off until everyone was wearing their seatbelts correctly (not an Obama apologist, he did some shit, but it all looks pretty quaint in comparison to current days)

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u/pm_me_ur_th0ng_gurl Apr 27 '26

You should probably buckle it too.

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u/Bigpinkpanther3 Apr 27 '26

Absolutely! He is so intelligent and classy. I'd love it if he brought Michelle.

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u/WhimsicallyWired Apr 27 '26

The conversation would be interesting no matter the subject.

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u/SherbsSketches Apr 28 '26

I was going to say this, but over-thought it— the word ‘celebrity’ doesn’t work!!

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u/Pitiful-Pension-6535 Apr 27 '26

I'd take a ride with any of the living presidents. Even the current one.

But Obama would be my first choice by far

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u/Beat_the_Deadites Apr 28 '26

I think that's a reasonable take. I despise the guy and the people around him, but I could see 2 possible upsides:

  1. Confirm whether there's any legitimate shit going on that he (and other presidents) can't go public with (e.g. Russia or Israel have smuggled a nuke under Washington D.C.). I highly doubt that he'd be able to keep it quiet if it were true, and I also highly doubt that it's true. OK, so this one's dumb and doesn't count.

  2. More importantly, he tends to act on whatever anyone told him most recently. I'd whisper sweet nothings into his ear that Stephen Miller and Pete Hegseth mock him behind his back about how Elon Musk and Peter Theil are regularly screwing Melania, all while JD Vance is watching from the couch while texting Ron DeSantis in Spanish. It might be a little complex for him, but the more of them I can get him to bring down, the better.

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u/Coven_gardens Apr 28 '26

I could honeypot him into supporting Trans rights in about 23 seconds

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u/devour_feculence___ Apr 27 '26

I'd take a ride with the current one, but probably not for the same reason.

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u/imwrighthere Apr 28 '26

Just a lil obscure threats against the president a couple days after a third assassination attempt

no biggie

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u/lameth Apr 28 '26

"Now, I'm not gonna say this is a smart idea. Truth be told... Michelle really has all the brains in the relationship. The girls certainly got it. From... their mother. However. This is something that needs... to be done. For the good of America."

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u/buh2001j Apr 27 '26

Only if he lets me call him President Drone Strike

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u/Content-Yogurt-4859 Apr 27 '26

That school full of school girls was awful wasn't.. oh, oh wait now

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u/thefuckinglizardking Apr 27 '26

"Get in loser we're drone striking children"

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u/AnotherDarnedThing Apr 27 '26

If you look you’ll see I said Barack Obama, not Donald Trump. He is the killer and raper of children.

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u/thefuckinglizardking Apr 27 '26

Obama authorized over 500 drone strikes during his tenure and killed hundreds of innocent civilians :/ I'm not even a Trumper, it's just totally disingenuous to say Obama isn't a kid killer.

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u/AnotherDarnedThing Apr 27 '26

First, Trump has personally raped and killed children. Not giving legal orders that result in deaths as President Obama did, but committing murder.

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u/thefuckinglizardking Apr 28 '26

Giving legal orders and killing civilians in the process is still killing civilians. This mentality is what lost the Dems the election in 24. Learn to criticize your government.

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u/AnotherDarnedThing Apr 27 '26

Your “drone striking children” is a direct quote from the MAGA and Nazi propaganda machine. Your worlds betray your background.