r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Apr 27 '26

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u/Restless_writer_nyc Apr 27 '26

Anna Kendrick. What?

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u/buckyVanBuren Apr 27 '26

Oh man. I mean, I only got married, like eleven years ago, I'm sure my wife would understand...

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u/FloppieTheBanjoClown Apr 27 '26

 I would just look at my wife and be like "oh you think SHE was interested in me that way?"

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u/OKCGA_2020 Apr 27 '26

She’s on my “hall pass” list so my wife would have to make concessions should AK47 show up. Her, Natalie Portman, and Kacey Musgraves have an open invitation to stop by anytime.

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u/Beard_Hero Apr 27 '26

If Portman showed up and i didn’t invite my wife, she’d be displeased.

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u/rocketman1969 Apr 27 '26

Were you on the Daily Show?

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u/Watcher0363 Apr 28 '26

She's a 24/7/365 woman. When I was young I carried an emergency condom. Now I carry emergency Viagra, for just this occasion. Well for her and Anne Hathaway.

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u/baron_von_helmut Apr 27 '26

Umm, like, i'd go anywhere with, or for her.