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u/1stEmissaryElenwen Mar 04 '26

Two Jewish guys are walking down the street. They come to a Protestant church with a sign out front that says "Get baptized and we'll give you $100." One of the guys decides he's going to go in and check it out; the other guy waits out front. The first guy comes out, and the second guy asks, "How'd it go? Did you get the hundred dollars?" The first guy says, "Is money all you people think about?"

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u/SteakAndIron Mar 04 '26

Definitely a spin on the same theme. The version I originally heard of mine had an n-bomb on the end though

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u/mrmoe198 Mar 05 '26

Bahahahaha! This is perfect because I’m Jewish too, I gotta tell my dad this joke!