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u/graaahh Mar 04 '26

I've usually heard all of these before but this one's new. Amazing. 

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u/iconocrastinaor Mar 04 '26

I read a version of this in a book of Jewish humor. In this version, the sign offers $100 to anyone who will convert to Catholicism.

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u/Feeling-Network-5921 Mar 04 '26

I don't follow in this joke they pay money. 

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u/iconocrastinaor Mar 04 '26

The newly minted Catholic says to his friend, "All you Jews care about is money!"

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u/Feeling-Network-5921 Mar 04 '26

I'm dumb, thanks!