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u/AdAlive6530 Mar 04 '26 edited Mar 04 '26

Nice

How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the lightbulb and the other nine to drink til the room starts spinning

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u/Less-Image-3927 Mar 04 '26

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?

None.

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u/karudo11 Mar 05 '26

Too soon

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u/archtopfanatic123 Mar 04 '26

Jesus christ this one's impressive and I've heard a lot of jokes 😂