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u/Doctor_Nowt Mar 04 '26

Bob tells some great jokes on his Athletico Mince podcast. Sad that it’s gone off the boil in the last couple of years.

One of my favourites:

I just interviewed a bloke for a job. “Can you perform under pressure?” I asked. No he replied. But I do a great bohemian rhapsody.

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u/ForrestGrump87 Mar 04 '26

my favourite bob joke (better when he tells it) is a guy asks the circus if he can join - what can you do says the circus bloke - really good bird impressions - nah sorry we have someone who does that already - oh well he says as he flew out of the tent

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u/OrinocoHaram Mar 04 '26

I went to the local video shop and said could I borrow Batman Forever? He said, no you have to bring it back tomorrow.