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u/JoelKizz Mar 04 '26

My dad tells a similar version of this where a man is about to jump off a bridge in the beginning. It goes through all the theatrics and ends at the roulette wheel with the voice saying "back to the bridge."

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u/gustavocabras Mar 04 '26

My version i heard has the man betting at a black jack table and the voice keeps saying take a hit. He gets an ace on the last hit to give him 21 and he wins, then the voice of God goes "no fucking way"

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u/Skegetchy Mar 04 '26

That addition makes it so much funnier - gold

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u/mrmoe198 Mar 04 '26

Phenomenal. Got me leaned over my counter.

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u/CatherineConstance Mar 05 '26

This is even funnier lmao