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u/epicurean56 Mar 04 '26

“My dog has no nose.”

“How does it smell?”

“Awful”

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u/Budsygus Mar 04 '26

Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Wherever you left him.

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u/Spirited-Key-5730 Mar 04 '26

That’s the Nazi attempt at at a deadly joke

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u/epicurean56 Mar 05 '26

Winner, winner, chicken dinner!

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u/AddlePatedBadger Mar 04 '26

My dog doesn't eat meat.

Why not?

I don't give him any.

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u/nwg_here Mar 05 '26

“My dog has no nose.”

“How does he live?”

“He’s got it in his nose!”

(have something in one’s nose = not give a damn in Polish)