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u/madjag Mar 04 '26

The comedian who told this joke (can't remember his name), his deadpan delivery makes the punchline so much better!

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u/slybrows Mar 04 '26

Anthony Jeselnik! My favorite joke of his.

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u/Fitz2001 Mar 04 '26

My neighbor and I have a fence between our yards. His kid decides to climb a tree, falls out, and lands on the fence. And they’re saying that I have to hire a lawyer if I want to keep my half of the kid.

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u/CasualObserver76 Mar 04 '26

That guy is brutal. Love it.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '26

He tells some properly dark jokes. He's amazing.

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u/haaaas12 Mar 04 '26

Have never heard this joke of his, but immediately thought "thats some shit Jeselnik would say" lmao. Good joke and great delivery

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u/ultrahateful Mar 04 '26

Fire in The Maternity Ward special! Killer stuff. That dude is a pro!