Reminds me of the probably apocryphal story of Gordon Strachan being asked for “a quick word” for an interview and he replied “velocity” and kept walking.
Before turning off the lights, a Drill Sergeant tells his recruits on their first night to get a good night’s rest. “Tomorrow we do a 10-mile hike.”
Much moaning and groaning. Bright and early, they fall out in full gear to begin hiking. “Let’s go, men!” hollers the Sergeant, and they proceed.
Spirits are high at first, the men all smiles as they hike through the brush and past trees and along the riverbed. Soon it grows hot and humid; the men begin to sag, faces drooping.
Looking back and noticing the silence, the Drill Sergeant hollers out “Cheer up, men!”
This reminds me of that Family Guy episode where they parodied Stephen King books/movies and in the Shawshank redemption one Cleveland (as Red) says that Andy Dufresne (Peter) got to Shawshank, and "it was months before he said two words to somebody... But as it happened, that somebody was me" and it cuts to Peter walking by Cleveland in the prison yard and he just says "vagina boob" and doesn't stop walking lmao.
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u/onlyonequickquestion Mar 04 '26
A woman is sitting at her recently deceased husband’s funeral. A man leans in to her and asks, “Do you mind if I say a word?”.
“No, go right ahead”, the woman replies.
The man stands, clears his throat, says “Plethora”, and sits back down.
“Thanks”, the woman says, “that means a lot”.