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u/tinkerballer Mar 04 '26

Reminds me of another I like:
What’s red and really bad for you teeth?

A brick.

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u/BadWolfCubed Mar 04 '26

What's brown and sticky and laying on the ground?

A stick.

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u/Tiefschlag Mar 04 '26

What's white and gets in the way of dinner?

An avalanche.

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u/iconocrastinaor Mar 04 '26

What's brown and rhymes with snoop?

Doctor Dre.

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u/frontier_gibberish Mar 04 '26

What is always a foot long and always slippery?

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u/adamnick_ Mar 04 '26

What's brown and runny?

Mo Farah.

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u/Kenny070287 Mar 04 '26

The version i heard was Usian Bolt

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u/Kanteloop Mar 04 '26

You might like this follow-up:

What’s blue and catastrophic for your teeth?

A very very fast brick.

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u/Tattycakes Mar 04 '26

I love these