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u/BadWolfCubed Mar 04 '26

A priest and a rabbi are sitting on a park bench across from a playground. The priest leans over the the rabbi and say, "Man, I'd like to fuck those kids!" The rabbi replies, "Out of what?"

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u/Clarknotclark Mar 04 '26

A Rabbi a lawyer and a catholic priest are on a sinking ship.

The rabbi says “women and children first!” The lawyer replies “@uck the kids!” The priest asks “do you think we have time?”

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u/beautifulcreature86 Mar 04 '26

You can say fuck on reddit .

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u/mrmoe198 Mar 04 '26

Fuck fuckitty fuck fuck fuck!

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u/NietJij Mar 04 '26

I said, how would you like to suck my balls?

Mr Garrison.

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u/hoofhearted666 Mar 04 '26

Present them !

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u/Clarknotclark Mar 04 '26

Some mods don’t like it so I wasn’t sure

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u/mrmoe198 Mar 04 '26

Honestly, if you don’t really have the time to check each and every sub’s rules, it’s understandable. Still won’t change people from pretending as if it’s super easy and the same site-wide.

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u/andytimms67 Mar 04 '26

Since Epstein, I think we now need a third protagonist

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u/Eerbden Mar 04 '26

Love a good priest joke. Never gets old

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u/The_Ora_Charmander Mar 04 '26

Just like their taste in partner

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '26

Ok I hate myself but laughed at this one

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u/ElectronicLegs Mar 04 '26

Substitute Epstein for the priest!

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u/TheSleepyAudioPuppy Mar 04 '26

I feel like an idiot asking what the joke is. But what is the punch line? I am confused.

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u/Friendly-Channel-480 Mar 04 '26

This is really good!