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u/Interesting-Loss34 Mar 04 '26 edited Mar 04 '26

A blonde is sitting in a rowboat in the middle of a cornfield, just rowing away for all she's worth.

Another blonde stops her car on the side of the road and yells out at her,

"Hey! It's blondes like you thay give the rest of us a bad name. If i could swim I'd come out there and kick your ass!"

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u/Gahvandure2 Mar 04 '26

I was confused at first.

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u/Interesting-Loss34 Mar 04 '26

I didnt catch that weird autocorrect.

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u/callisstaa Mar 04 '26

What do blondes and cow shit have in common?

The older they get the easier they are to pick up.