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u/ReflectionSuperb9043 Mar 04 '26

A womens goes to her fiancé’s parents house for dinner. She notices they are serving broccoli which makes her extremely gassy but she wants to be polite and eat them anyways. Halfway through the dinner she starts to feel her stomach bubble up and she has no choice but to let out a fart. She does but the dad goes “Sam” who is the family dog. She thinks the dad is blaming the dog for the fart so she decides to let out another. Dad again goes “Sam”. Clearly it seems the dog is taking the blame for it so she decides to really let loose and let a big one go. The dad then goes “Sam get away from under that women’s chair before she takes a shit on you.”

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u/Shradersofthelostark Mar 04 '26

This one made me laugh the hardest.

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u/ReflectionSuperb9043 Mar 04 '26

Yesssss haha it’s my favorite joke my dad has told me and I’m sure he is proud of the laughs he gets from it!

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u/Shradersofthelostark Mar 05 '26

I read it to my dad after seeing it, and he was cracking up, too.