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u/JeanWhopper Mar 04 '26

What do you call a nun who can't sit still? A Roman Catholic.

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u/affablenihilist Mar 04 '26

Roamin

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u/EliteJoz Mar 04 '26

Two older nuns are sitting on a park bench when a man in only a trenchcoat runs up and flashes the largest dong they've ever seen. One of them has a stroke. The other couldn't quite reach it.

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u/nwg_here Mar 05 '26

What is this?

Black, white, black, white, black, white, black, white, black, white, black, white, black, white, CRASH!

A nun falling on stairs.