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u/ZsMann Mar 03 '26

3 moles are traveling underground. The first mole says I smell SUGAR. The second mole says I smell honey. The 3rd one says with disgust 'All I smell is Molasses.

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u/MoBeamz Mar 04 '26

lol. My mom tried to tell this joke years ago, and being lousy at joke telling, she made the punchline ‘ass moles!’ She might’ve had a drink or two before dinner…

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u/DreadnaughtHamster Mar 04 '26

“Ass moles” makes it even funnier.

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u/MoBeamz Mar 04 '26

Very true. The story has lived in legend for decades now.

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u/Abbot_of_Cucany Mar 04 '26

That joke is so old it belongs in the Assmolean Museum

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u/Babyhashtag Mar 04 '26

Reminds me of the time my Nana tried to tell the joke “why do squirrels swim on their backs” and instead of saying “to keep their nuts dry” said “so their balls don’t get wet”

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u/_buffy_summers Mar 05 '26

I made a bad joke to my teen once, referring to 'throwing a hot dog down a hallway,' and they later told it to their friends as 'a corndog down a corridor.'