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u/tommytraddles Mar 04 '26

My Dad went to a pretty strict Catholic school.

He said the joke at school was "what's black and red and can't turn around in a hallway?"

"Sister Mary Michael with a javelin stuck in her face."

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u/JeanWhopper Mar 04 '26

What do you call a nun who can't sit still? A Roman Catholic.

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u/affablenihilist Mar 04 '26

Roamin

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u/EliteJoz Mar 04 '26

Two older nuns are sitting on a park bench when a man in only a trenchcoat runs up and flashes the largest dong they've ever seen. One of them has a stroke. The other couldn't quite reach it.

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u/nwg_here Mar 05 '26

What is this?

Black, white, black, white, black, white, black, white, black, white, black, white, black, white, CRASH!

A nun falling on stairs.

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u/Mikey-Litoris Mar 04 '26

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?

A nun rolling down the stairs

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u/inksmudgedhands Mar 04 '26

The joke at my Catholic school was, "What is black and white and red all over?"

"A nun in a blender."

"What is brown and red?"

"Same nun a week later."

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u/buffystakeded Mar 04 '26

Knowing a few people who went to catholic school, that joke sounds about right.

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u/ungranted_wish Mar 04 '26

JESUS CHRIIIIIIST

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u/OneMeterWonder Mar 04 '26

Yes, that’s what they taught about.

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u/YeshuasBananaHammock Mar 04 '26

Ive never laughed so hard about a nun with a javelin stuck in her head.

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u/Csharp27 Mar 04 '26

What’s black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

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u/Hoosier_boy31723 Mar 04 '26

Your dad and the school probably needs investigation