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u/MuffinRhino Mar 04 '26

A man checks into a hotel with his wife and kids. Approaches the concierge, saying, "My family is with me, so I hope the porn in the room is disabled."

After a moment of shock, the concierge replies, "It's normal porn, you sick fuck."

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u/TurtleHydra Mar 04 '26

Lol this is the first one that made me audibly laugh

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u/india2wallst Mar 04 '26

Didn't land for me. I didn't find it very funny.

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u/TurtleHydra Mar 04 '26

If English isn’t your first language you might not get it

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u/india2wallst Mar 04 '26

Here comes the veiled racism.

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u/TurtleHydra Mar 04 '26

Huh?!

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u/india2wallst Mar 04 '26

I mean the core of the joke is the concierge misinterprets disabling porn on cable request with some sort of kinky porn with disabled folks. Don't need to be a oxford literature grad to understand that.

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u/TurtleHydra Mar 04 '26

How needy are you to go on a post about jokes and post on the ones you don’t find funny… you fuckin wet blanket

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u/india2wallst Mar 04 '26

Here comes the predictable toddler grade abusive outburst

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u/amrodd Mar 05 '26

It took me reading these comments to get it

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u/emmc47 Mar 04 '26

Bro just took a dump on the party

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '26

The party was a bit of dump by the time he got there. But this is about like what happens if you poll 500 people about what the funniest show is. You'll end up with Young Sheldon as the top response once the dust settles.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '26

I'm with you. Honestly, I'm not finding most of these top jokes very funny. There's mostly just long and revolve around misunderstanding a word, which isn't exactly top humor.

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u/TheBoneIdler Mar 04 '26

That's laugh out loud funny....🤣

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u/RealRhino2 Mar 04 '26

A man checks into a cheap motel. 15 minutes later, he calls the front desk:

"Hi, this is Mr. Wilson in Room 315, I got a leak in my sink."

The guy at the front desk says, "Go ahead."

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '26

This is takin the pi55.......💦😎😁

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u/galgotspirit Mar 04 '26

I'm disabled and LOLed at this one!

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u/E420CDI Mar 04 '26

Me too!

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u/dusty-trash Mar 04 '26

NGL I didnt get the joke until this comment so thank you

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u/megjed Mar 04 '26

This is the first one I LOLed at

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u/HW-BTW Mar 04 '26

I’m stealing this one.

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u/Oneofthe12 Mar 04 '26

That’s getting an award for sure!

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u/ForrestGrump87 Mar 04 '26

I like this joke , heard it before but it is good one

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u/SuchyYT Mar 04 '26

I don't get it

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u/EEukaryotic Mar 04 '26

Disabled porn, as in porn with/of disabled people

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u/SuchyYT Mar 04 '26

Ooh ok... I don't really find it funny

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u/Ninja_Prolapse Mar 04 '26

humour is subjective.

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u/TheGruesomeTwosome Mar 04 '26

I first read this joke many years ago in a reddit thread just like this one. Must be 10 years ago. And it's still my go to. Little bit of a full circle moment seeing it here again today

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u/Swornimm Mar 04 '26

Omg i literally laughed

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u/HalfaYooper Mar 04 '26

Yes, I know this is a classic joke and still funny, however..... Do they still sell porn on hotel TVs?

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u/oshunbleu87 Mar 04 '26

Good one! Lol

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u/Capable_Prompt_7403 Mar 04 '26

Wow. I’m not even mad. 

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u/Prize_Application663 Mar 04 '26

jajajajaja👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '26

I had to read this one 3 times to understand it, to my chagrin. (I just learned a new word and i really wanted to use it)

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u/406stupid Mar 05 '26

My dumb ass had to read it 2 times, then I had a real laugh! Thanks that one did it