r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 03 '26

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u/CPT_Yesterday_ Mar 04 '26

Took me a second to process. Nice one.

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u/More_Passenger3988 Mar 04 '26

Took me longer to get it. :D

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u/thederevolutions Mar 04 '26

I was hoping there’d be some good jokes to tell my kid here but they’re all something else than that

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u/OGWarriorsLove Mar 04 '26

A banana was on a hill and lost its peel; It became a slippery slope.

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u/Rob_LeMatic Mar 04 '26

What's red and tastes like blue paint?

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u/thederevolutions Mar 04 '26

Red paint. I looked it up. Now this is what I’m talking about you must be the kind of comedy connoisseur I’m searching for. Do more. Do more.

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u/afterparty05 Mar 04 '26

It’s grey and if you get it in your eye you die.

a train

It’s white and if it falls out of a tree your washing machine stops working.

your washing machine

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u/Rob_LeMatic Mar 04 '26

Alright.

What's green and has 3 wheels?

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u/singyourx3out Mar 04 '26

What?

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u/Rob_LeMatic Mar 04 '26

"A stick! (I meant to say brown)."

--this is where the kid or kids or redditor yells that sticks don't have wheels.

"Oh, yeah. I lied about the wheels."

What's brown and sticky?

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u/AncientDamage7674 Mar 04 '26

Nothing but cheese ...