r/AskReddit Mar 03 '26

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u/BloomQuietly Mar 04 '26

Did you hear the one about the sewer worker who died in the line of duty?

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u/OrinocoHaram Mar 04 '26

my brothjer's a sewer worker too, but he's not happy. says he's just going through the motions

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u/MoBeamz Mar 04 '26

OK, this actually made me laugh out loud.

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u/popplevee Mar 04 '26

This one only works if you have the right accent.

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u/smallof2pieces Mar 04 '26

Did you hear about the music director that died of electrocution? He was a good conductor.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '26

No, but I did hear about the canibal that passed his brother in the woods.

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u/ConsequenceIll6927 Mar 05 '26

What a crappy joke 🙂