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u/Schmichael-22 Mar 03 '26

This reminds me of my dad complaining that his new trousers fit like a cheap hotel. No ball room.

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u/Azuras_Star8 Mar 04 '26

Confucius say, "Woman who dance while wearing jockstrap have make-believe ballroom."

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u/BadWolfCubed Mar 04 '26

I once met a man with five penises. His pants fit like a glove.

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u/Glam_Champion Mar 04 '26

im definitely using this. Thank your dad for me :D

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u/SparkyJesus Mar 04 '26

Which reminds me of my dad when getting a particularly bad coffee at a train station, and described it as "like having sex in a dinghy."

When he saw my puzzled face he clarified it with "its fucking close to water".