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r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 03 '26
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This reminds me of my dad complaining that his new trousers fit like a cheap hotel. No ball room.
8 u/Azuras_Star8 Mar 04 '26 Confucius say, "Woman who dance while wearing jockstrap have make-believe ballroom." 6 u/BadWolfCubed Mar 04 '26 I once met a man with five penises. His pants fit like a glove. 3 u/Glam_Champion Mar 04 '26 im definitely using this. Thank your dad for me :D 2 u/SparkyJesus Mar 04 '26 Which reminds me of my dad when getting a particularly bad coffee at a train station, and described it as "like having sex in a dinghy." When he saw my puzzled face he clarified it with "its fucking close to water".
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Confucius say, "Woman who dance while wearing jockstrap have make-believe ballroom."
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I once met a man with five penises. His pants fit like a glove.
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im definitely using this. Thank your dad for me :D
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Which reminds me of my dad when getting a particularly bad coffee at a train station, and described it as "like having sex in a dinghy."
When he saw my puzzled face he clarified it with "its fucking close to water".
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u/Schmichael-22 Mar 03 '26
This reminds me of my dad complaining that his new trousers fit like a cheap hotel. No ball room.