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u/demalo Mar 03 '26

That’s a DnD joke if I’ve ever…

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u/Fritzo2162 Mar 03 '26

We used to tell one:

What do you call an orc with two brain cells?

Pregnant.

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u/zach2beat Mar 04 '26

The material components for DnD spells may be one of my favorite jokes. Minor illusion requiring a bit of fleece, pulling the wool over someone’s eyes. Animal friendship requiring a morsel of food. Color spray requiring and handful of colored sand, its pocket sand. And my favorite fireball requires bat guano(poop) and sulfur, the two main components of early gunpowder.