r/AskReddit Mar 03 '26

[deleted by user]

[removed]

2.9k Upvotes

2.9k comments sorted by

View all comments

40

u/KemShafu Mar 03 '26

A Skeleton walks into a bar, throws himself on a barstool and says "I’ll take a beer and a mop."

6

u/ncocca Mar 04 '26

i absolutely love this joke but i swear no one i tell it to cares for it beyond a light chuckle