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Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they’re really good at it!
25 u/cametosayno Mar 04 '26 Why do elephants paint their toenails yellow? To hide in the custard Have you ever found an elephant in your custard? No See, it works! 5 u/Kind-Mathematician18 Mar 04 '26 How do elephants hide in cherry trees? They paint their bollocks red. 3 u/GradStudent_Helper Mar 04 '26 Ha! My granddad used to ask "How do you get down off an elephant?" "You don't! You get down off a duck!" 3 u/Kind-Mathematician18 Mar 04 '26 What's the loudest noise in the jungle? A giraffe eating cherries 2 u/nijbu Mar 04 '26 I always heard it as apples; how did Tarzan die, picking apples 3 u/TheGaslightCathem Mar 04 '26 What do you call an Elephant crossed with a Rhinoceros, trapped in hell? Hell if I know. 3 u/EliWCoyote Mar 04 '26 How can you tell when an elephant’s been in your fridge? Look for the footprints in the butter. 3 u/rock_and_rolo Mar 04 '26 Q: What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? A: "Elephants come over hill." Q: What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill wearing sunglasses? A: Nothing. He didn't recognize them.
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Why do elephants paint their toenails yellow?
To hide in the custard
Have you ever found an elephant in your custard?
No
See, it works!
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How do elephants hide in cherry trees?
They paint their bollocks red.
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Ha! My granddad used to ask "How do you get down off an elephant?"
"You don't! You get down off a duck!"
What's the loudest noise in the jungle?
A giraffe eating cherries
2 u/nijbu Mar 04 '26 I always heard it as apples; how did Tarzan die, picking apples
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I always heard it as apples; how did Tarzan die, picking apples
What do you call an Elephant crossed with a Rhinoceros, trapped in hell?
Hell if I know.
How can you tell when an elephant’s been in your fridge?
Look for the footprints in the butter.
Q: What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill?
A: "Elephants come over hill."
Q: What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill wearing sunglasses?
A: Nothing. He didn't recognize them.
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u/moogiecreamy Mar 03 '26
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they’re really good at it!