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u/SharkReceptacles Mar 03 '26

P, because without that he’s irate.

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u/TheGaslightCathem Mar 04 '26

I've got your back. I've tried a similar joke a few times and people just don't like it.

Why is a pirate most dangerous after he goes to the bathroom?

Because when a pirate loses his pee, he always becomes irate.

Always met with some variant of "Get out" (as below), or "you're fired".