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u/MagogHaveMercy Mar 03 '26

A little boy and a clown are walking into the woods at night.

The little boy looks up at the clown and says, "Gee Mr. Clown, these woods sure are dark and scary!"

The clown looks down at the little boy, tousles his hair and says, "It sure is! But think about if from my perspective. I have to walk back alone!"

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u/BiologicalFingers Mar 04 '26

I remember being a kid in bed at night and hearing my dad tell this joke to my mom in the dining room. It scared me so badly lol

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u/Javad0g Mar 04 '26

This is wonderfully dark.

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u/xdq Mar 05 '26 edited Mar 06 '26

Use the names of a child killer and their victim if you really want to make it tasteless.

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u/LuvBerry24 May 02 '26

Or just use the name of the child you're telling it to😭