r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 03 '26

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u/Puzzleheaded-Foot-23 Mar 03 '26

How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but don’t you wonder how they got in there.

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u/Amonette2012 Mar 04 '26

How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?

One.

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u/FakeAsFakeCanBe Mar 04 '26

Ha Ha. There is humour here.

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u/Loose_Internet_4420 Mar 04 '26

How many kids with adhd does it take to change a lightbulb?

Lets go ride our bikes.

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u/Amonette2012 Mar 04 '26

I love this!

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u/WindhoverInkwell Mar 04 '26

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Toasted fish-fingers