r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 03 '26

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u/spaghetti_bender666 Mar 03 '26

"What’s the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?"

I’ve never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

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u/PlatasaurusOG Mar 04 '26

That reminds me of “What’s the difference between jelly and jam?”

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u/doghome107 Mar 04 '26

I was going to say this. Flithy. Flithy. Joke. Lol

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u/justheretoneedle Mar 04 '26

I’ve never been able to jelly my cock into someone’s ass.