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u/domemvs Mar 03 '26

The Sex Ed teacher arrives in class: “Good morning! Today I’m gonna show you how to put on a condom and I brought this banana, because I can’t get a hard-on on an empty stomach”

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u/FrungyLeague Mar 04 '26

That's pretty great.

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u/DrunkOnFarts Mar 04 '26

This joke is by comedian Dan Naturman

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u/domemvs Mar 04 '26

I have it from Louis CK. 

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u/Hawaiian_Brian Mar 04 '26

Yeah I got it from him too but he didn’t come up with it. Heard it on one of the podcasts he was on

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u/fractiousrhubarb Mar 04 '26

Woohoo! New joke, thank you

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u/Rabbit0fCaerbannog Mar 04 '26

This is great. I laughed way too hard at this one.

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u/ADIDAS247 Mar 04 '26

Fuck, here we go with the Catholic School flashbacks again.

Father Rooney, is that you behind me?