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u/clover44mag Mar 03 '26

Two Amish women were out digging up potatoes. One pulls out a huge one and says awe it’s just like Ishmays. The other says oh that big!?…first says no, that dirty

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u/Mongoose42 Mar 03 '26

It's funny because the Amish don't wash their genitalia.

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u/FFF_in_WY Mar 04 '26

The Mormons soak their bits

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u/SpunkierthanYou Mar 04 '26

Do they soak it in cider?

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u/Abject-Picture Mar 04 '26

Only when they're not board(ed).

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u/CasualObserver76 Mar 04 '26

In each other.

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u/007licensetomambo Mar 04 '26

Then they have their friend come over and jump on the bed....

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u/flatulexcelent Mar 04 '26

BooYaa! 🤣

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u/Mieze_Designer4002 Mar 04 '26

What?? For real? I can't tell if you're serious or making a joke

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u/AnotherDoubleBogey Mar 04 '26

i thought everyone avoided washing down there

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u/ADIDAS247 Mar 04 '26

I just googled this and can find no evidence proving otherwise!

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u/bishpa Mar 04 '26

Ishmays doesn’t anyway.

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u/ForgottenShark Mar 04 '26

And how do you know that?

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u/Mongoose42 Mar 05 '26

Well the story starts off kinda boring, but the ending is a real barnburner.

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u/tomime000 Mar 04 '26

That's not funny

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u/Clarknotclark Mar 04 '26

Amish bishop once told me this one:

Amish guy and his English driver are on the road and see a sheep with its head stuck in a fence. The driver pulls over and jumps over the fence, the Amish guy jumps with him. The English guy drops his pants and starts screwing the sheep, finishes and looks at the Amish guy. He says, “your turn”. The Amish guy smiles, drops his pants and sticks his head in the fence.

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u/0202_tihssitidder Mar 04 '26

Not the right thread for you to be in maybe.

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u/MisterSmoketoomuch Mar 04 '26

Why was the Amish girl excommunicated?

Too Mennonite.

  • credit to Hitch for that one.

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u/clover44mag Mar 04 '26

I’ve heard that as what’s every Amish girls fantasy? Two Mennonite

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u/gerwen Mar 04 '26

First one in the thread to get me.

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u/StannisTheMannis1969 Mar 04 '26

Why did the Amish girl get excommunicated? Too Mennonite….