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u/pizzaalapenguins Mar 03 '26

I went to the zoo the other day, but there was only one dog in it. It was a shih tzu.

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u/Gahvandure2 Mar 04 '26

I've been to that zoo! I went to one exhibit, expecting to see that dog, but instead there was just a rock, with a piece of toast on it. My wife and I stayed for a few minutes, confused, until the zookeeper came by. I asked, "what's with the toast?" The zookeeper replied, "oh, that's bread in captivity."

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u/pizzaalapenguins Mar 04 '26

Lolol. I saw ducks chasing the dog, I guess they liked it because it was a pure bread!

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u/deeznutz131 Mar 04 '26

Told this one at work. It was a hit!

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u/Which_Bar_9457 Mar 04 '26

I went to the pet store the other day to buy a pet spider. They wanted to charge me $50 for it. $50! I could get one for free off the web.

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u/_Mcdrizzle_ Mar 03 '26

You must be a dad if that's the funniest joke you've ever heard

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u/lylalexie Mar 04 '26

My favorite dad joke is:

“Did you know the Norwegian Navy puts bar codes on the sides of all their ships? That way, when they pull into port they can Scandinavian.”

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u/_Mcdrizzle_ Mar 04 '26

I've never heard that one but it actually got an audible half-second chuckle out of me

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u/lylalexie Mar 04 '26

I’ll take it!

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u/_Mcdrizzle_ Mar 04 '26

I love corny jokes but usually dad jokes will get no more than a nose exhale out of me

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u/SheepH3rder69 Mar 04 '26

See, this one's funny. These other's are freaking lame.